He-Skirt: 1960s Mini-Skirts for Men

This was a brief fashion in the mid ’60s. An internal memoranda of Dorcus He-Skirts – which did not make it to the market – says “hire only men with large, hairy, developed legs, because in all probability they will be frequently chased by men wielding bats and clubs; models must be able to outrun their critics.”

The jingle for the campaign:
She Skirt – He-Skirt – They-Skirt – We-Skirt!
Wear a lotta Dorcus and the gang’ll all say Gee Skirt!
Men, you gotta bare it for a solid Dorcus Whee Spurt!
He-Skirt! He-Skirt! He-Skirt! He-Skirt!